Episodes

Now jobless in the pandemic era, Gloria takes a job interview at a lonely diner outside of Phoenix. What could possibly go wrong? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - ...

It's Gloria's first official shift at everyone's favorite space, time, and dimension traversing diner and the staff finds themselves setting down on a dense, forested planet, teeming with life. I'm SURE everything on this planet is nice and benevolent. Right …

You'd think working a busy shift in a time-traveling, dimension-spanning diner in 1934 Harlan County, Kentucky would keep you from being confronted by your past relationships. That's what you get for thinking. Cast: Caspar: Joe Fisher Ava: Finlay...

We've all been there... your sentient old-timey radio stops talking to you and suddenly your diner is hurtling toward a supermassive black hole, right guys?! Whom amongst us?

Oh no, this time the diner has found itself in a dystopian Earth where the ads are LITERALLY stuck in your head. That's right, it's the worst dystopia of all. No mohawks, no zombies, no improvised weaponry... just more ads.

You may be done with the past, but the past isn't done with you. Also the future would like to have a word... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal …

There's a joke I'm trying to think of... A robot walks into a diner something something something humanity is subjective. Anybody know that one? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulo...

Things can keep for a long time when they're frozen: Chicken, fish, broccoli, reminders of the futility of our actions. Be careful when you defrost... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson ...

Don't you hate it when you throw a party at the end of the last great Ice Age and your friend just HAS to be the center of attention? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - …

SEASON ONE FINALE!! Remember: When faced with a dark and mysterious force in the sky, try throwing a scientists at it. Literally. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - ...

You've come this far with us, now help us take Midnight Burger to the next level. Early access to shows starting with our Season 2 premiere on November 15th! Access to the "Midnight Server" Discord! Access to "Shift Notes", our …

It's Season 2! Midnight Burger is down a man but that doesn't stop the doors from opening at 6. Hey, are we in Arkansas? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - …

Somewhere in deep space is the unhappiest man in the multiverse... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - T...

This club has everything: Robots, overt threats, uncomfortable conversations about sexuality, space lawyers... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie...

New friends, new enemies, and Reid's paradox of rapid plant migration... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Le...

For sale: One old west town. Never used. Cast: Caspar - Joe Fisher Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Camille Smicker as The Ex Ian Ferguson as Bart-43, Bart-13, Bart-7, Bart-57, Bart-2, Bart-3, Bart-6, Bart Prime, and Mr. Un...

And Gloria said unto them, "Show me your plate, and I'll tell you a sad, sad story." -The Book of Mucklewain Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Co...

Let's save BertBert! Cast: Caspar - Joe Fisher Even Older Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Jessica Morris as BertBert Tomi Zandshtein AKA Tomix as Harsteen Camille Smicker as The Ex Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produc...

Home... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Camille Smicker as The Ex Benjam...

Welcome back, Caspar! We're all screwed! Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring:...

Season 2 Finale! Departures, arrivals, goodbyes, hellos, fights, realizations, idiocy, tacos... Funerals, am I right? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbir...

While we're hard at work on Season 3 we present you with Part One of our Midnight Burger Interludes: How They Sleep at Night The first night is always the roughest. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher …

"Leif, no offense, but The Triad SUCKS." -Ava Interlude: Whatever Happened to BertBert? or Interview with the Empire. Time is meaningless but let's do a flashback anyway! Cast: Benjamin Burdick - Ted. Jessica Morris - BertBer...

We are back with a final set of short pieces before Season 3 begins! The Dead Woman of Brownie's Creek Harlan County, Kentucky, 1963. June takes her baby cousins camping and tells them the story of the day her Daddy …